The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water:
not before or after, but instead.
not before or after, but instead.
Related:
- The best contraceptive is the word no--repeated frequently.
Margaret... - It's a cold fish!
It's DEAD IN THE WATER... - Before enlightenment, one carries water and chops wood.
After enlightenment, one carries water and chops wood... - A good cure for a hangover is to drink black coffee the night before
instead of the morning after.
Laurence J.... - Revenge is a meal best
served cold... - Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea):
For best results: Wash in cold water separately, hang... - If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago,
I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass... - Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open... - Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
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First Law of Laboratory...
From the same category:
- My parents were first cousins --
that's why I look so much alike... - Marriage is a three ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring,
and suffering. -- Roger... - Are you sure
(Y/N)... - Have YOU totaled a Ford ...
Lately... - What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
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J.D....
