That was my virgin alarm. Its programed to go off before you do!
Related:
- The best part of my day is over when the
alarm goes... - You got an alarm clock in there, sir?"
"No! No, heavens,
no, no.. Just vests." "Sounded a bit like an alarm... - Well it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready
and go,
go, go, and don't you step on my blue suede shoes.... - My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off.. It has noiseless
DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!
Zippy the... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!)) alarm clock
thinking,
"I can't shut it off because if I do the error message... - Nowadays, when opportunity knocks, you have to unlock both deadbolts,
remove the chain, and turn off the burglar alarm..... - SLEEP:
that fleeting moment just before the alarm... - I knew Doris Day before she was a
Virgin... - Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm
goes off...
