That's rich coming from Miss Yo-yo knickers.
-- Lister to his female counterpart in Red Dwarf
'Parallel Universe'
-- Lister to his female counterpart in Red Dwarf
'Parallel Universe'
Related:
- Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard... - I'm not a god, I was misquoted.
--
Lister, Red... - Lister: Love is what separates us from animals
Rimmer:
No, Lister -- what separates us from animals is that... - Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend!
Red Dwarf -... - Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind,
then you can smell mine! Now is that a deal?... - Ms.K: [reading] After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running
out of food and water.
[Nelson raises his hand] Yes, Nelson Nelson... - I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school
summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
I had the tent next to her, right. And in the middle... - Lister: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems to be blissfully unaware
that we have a holo-whip in the munitions cabinet.
And I think, once his derierre is minced like... - asserting that is isn't drunk)
Lister: I am not pished.
Red Dwarf - 'White...
From the same category:
- There's a little black spot on the sun
today... - Always remember: Never use "always" or "never".
- Jim... - The FCC came along and it said no more cigarette commercials on television
.
I'd much rather watch a pretty girl offer me a cigarette... - There ain't no such thing as a free
weekend... - A slow winter day
A night like forever
Sink like
a stone Float like a...
