That's okay, my mother didn't BEAR me either!
Related:
- Sex is nobody's business but me and my
teddy... - My mother invented me.
My father denies... - My mother loves ME!
It's the computer she hates... - Father Bear: {Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. }
Mother Bear:
{[Distorted due to technical problems]} Baby Bear... - All that I am my mother made me.
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John Quincy... - My mother traded with a Ferengi for me when I was
a baby... - Yeah, I was ugly,
my mother breastfed me through a straw... - I don't think my parents liked me.
They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody... - My mother," said the sweet young steno, "says there are some things
a girl should not do before twenty."
"Your mother is right," said the executive,
"I don't like a large audience, either...
