Thank you for calling your credit union.
Related:
- My father is credit manager at a funeral home. His bosses have a card that
they hand out.
It says Thank You for Smoking -- Your local undertaker... - Answering machine message
"Thank you for calling the Suicide Hotline!
At the tone, your telephone handset will disintegrate... - Answering machine message
"Thank you for calling the [insert city name here] Opera Auditioning
Hotline!
At the tone, sing one of your favorite pieces, and... - Answering machine message
"Thank you for calling the United States War Department.
At the tone, please leave your name, phone number... - Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line.
Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left... - Thank you for not mooning
your host... - This is 234-3249, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzaria.
It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named... - Homer: Oh, I give up.
Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate,
Homer. Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where?... - To scare off annoying liberals:) Hello, and thank you for
calling the Bush in 50 Campaign.
Your five dollar donation to get George Bush re-elected...
From the same category:
- Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this-
no dog exchanges bones with another. -- Adam Smith... - Hillary, have Yeltsin call back, I'm doing Mr.
Rogers... - Good day for a change of scene.
Repaper the bedroom wall... - VETO
Device by which one absolute bastard can spoil the work of everyone
else.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - Felinious Assault:
Striking someone with a cat...
