A pregnancy will never occur when you have a low-paying job which you hate.
-- Erma Bombeck
-- Erma Bombeck
Related:
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma... - Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck,... - Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma... - When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
Erma... - When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would
not have a single bit of talent left,
and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.' -... - Housework can kill you if done right.
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Erma... - An old car that served you so well will continue to serve you until
you have just put four new tires under it and then will fall apart.
Erma...
From the same category:
- Give me a look, give me a face,
That makes simplicity a grace;
Robes loosely flowing, hair as free,-- Such sweet neglect... - Hockey Players are protesting the excessive violence
in figure... - Communism is like a mouth on a
lollipop... - Oh pilot, 't is a fearful night!
There 's danger on the deep.
Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- The... - Be not a baker if your head be of butter.
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Timeless English...
