TELEMARKETING
The practice of ringing you up when you're on the toilet just to
ask you what you think about council mergers, would you like to
donate to charity X, or would you like to get Call Waiting put on
your phone.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
The practice of ringing you up when you're on the toilet just to
ask you what you think about council mergers, would you like to
donate to charity X, or would you like to get Call Waiting put on
your phone.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
- ORDER
The process of telling the waiter what you would like to eat,
preferably a choice from that on the menu. Following... - SCHEMA
What you call a diagram when it gets too complicated and impressive
to be called a diagram.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - We would like to appeal to all parents who own ferocious dogs -
please think before leaving the dog near the baby.... - KETTLE
Device designed to heat up water, whistle just too quietly for you
to hear when it's finished,
boil dry, explode and burn your house down. -- Daniel... - ACCOUNTANTS!
Problems balancing the books?
Got a few figures you want to get rid of?
If *you've* got numbers that you'd like to disappear... - GENERATION, OLDER
The people that don't understand you.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - GENERATION, YOUNGER
The people that you don't understand.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - RECEIPT
Proof of the purchase of goods. There are two distinct types of
receipt:
the receipt that sits in your wallet for the best part... - HATE
To dislike something immensely. If you would are interested in
hate,
and would like to take it up as a hobby, contact the...
From the same category:
- Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability:
Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the
probable cost of errors,
or until someone insists on getting some useful work... - Property has its duties as well as its rights.
-- Benjamin Disraeli (Earl Beaconsfield) (1805-1881)
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Sybil, Book ii, Chap.... - A perfect vacuum exists only in the minds of men.
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P. H.... - I'd like to be rich enough so that I could throw soap away
after the letters are worn off.
Andy Rooney, American author and television... - You never know how many friends you have until you
rent a house on the beach...
