Street clowns--if you've got a white face, a red nose,

Street clowns--if you've got a white face, a red nose, and baggy trousers,
you're supposed to be funny. It didn't work for Mussolini, did it?
-- Alexei Sayle

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• How many Trotskyists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Cue typical sarcastic angry Alexei Sayle voice) It's...
• Hey! That was funny.
  Did you hear.....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Was feeling low,
  so he got his face slapped...
• Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going...
• People look at you kind of funny when you walk down
  the street naked with a gun...
• Is that a ferret in your trousers,
  or are you always twitchy...
• Krusty: OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants.
  Baggy! Homer: Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants...
• Is your nose too big,
  or did you just have a tetanus shot...
• I've got this funny feeling,
  that you don't love me anymore...