Still, no matter what Webster's says, to me a date is going out with a
guy you like, and he opens the doors for me, and I comb my hair and try
to be civilized. A date is planned out in advance, so you have plenty
of time to get nervous about it.
-- Thumper in alt.romance
guy you like, and he opens the doors for me, and I comb my hair and try
to be civilized. A date is planned out in advance, so you have plenty
of time to get nervous about it.
-- Thumper in alt.romance
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[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
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