Start slow and taper off.
-- Barker's Law for Civil Servants
-- Barker's Law for Civil Servants
Related:
- Most projects start out slowly -- and then sort of taper off.
Augustine's Law Number XL -- Norman R. Augustine,... - Civil servants are neither civil nor
servile... - I reserve my abuse for lower life forms,
like Civil Servants... - How many
civil servants
-- does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork... - For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off.
Johnny... - For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off."
-
Johnny... - XXXVI:
The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar
contract is about one millimeter per million dollars.
If all the proposals conforming to this standard were...
From the same category:
- As I was passing Project MAC,
I met a Quux with seven hacks.
Every hack had seven bugs; Every bug had seven manifestations... - Workers of the World, forgive us!
-- On a banner in a Moscow counter-rally,
Oct 8, 1989... - Barclay: "Commander..."
LaForge: "What?"
Barclay: "You're too late."
-
"The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705... - The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul,
producing holy witness, Is like a villain with a smiling... - Laugh, and the world ignores you.
Crying doesn't help either...
