So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
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- I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
There was another sign below it that said 'self service'... - I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "help wanted".
There was another sign below it that said "self service"... - As I said before,
"I never repeat myself"... - As I have said often enough before, I never repeat myself,
and so it almost goes without saying that I won't... - That is as well said as if I had said it myself.
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Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation... - Because I said so" by
Frank O.... - Smile" they said, "It could be worse".
So I did -
and it was..... - When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said
to myself,
"I've got to get out of this lane." -- Franklyn... - and then I said to myself,
'Why should I split it two ways?'" -- G....
From the same category:
- Armies aren't known for neatness.
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Solomon... - The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get
interested in someone else's.
Goodman... - What with the Los Angeles earthquake, massive forest fires,
beach erosion, freeway shootings, and ozone-layer... - I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -... - Spare the rod and spoil the
drag race...
