Sodom and Gomorrah! Wicked people destroyed by a tremendous conflagration,
belching forth fire, hell, and brimstone from the heavens! Wicked people
stooped to debaucheries, degeneracies, and perversion! All these
wonderf--All these things could happen! Six hundred thousand souls snuffed
out! Save for four good people: Lot, his wife, and his two daughters.
And Lot's wife looked around, and there were no men left in the vicinity
save for her husband--who at the time was 138 years old! So in lieu of
memory, Lot's wife turned around and gave one long last look at her
long-lost lovers. And she turned into a pillar of salt. Therefore! The
moral of that story is: All girls that cheat--taste salty!
-- Professor Irwin Corey
belching forth fire, hell, and brimstone from the heavens! Wicked people
stooped to debaucheries, degeneracies, and perversion! All these
wonderf--All these things could happen! Six hundred thousand souls snuffed
out! Save for four good people: Lot, his wife, and his two daughters.
And Lot's wife looked around, and there were no men left in the vicinity
save for her husband--who at the time was 138 years old! So in lieu of
memory, Lot's wife turned around and gave one long last look at her
long-lost lovers. And she turned into a pillar of salt. Therefore! The
moral of that story is: All girls that cheat--taste salty!
-- Professor Irwin Corey
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