Anything works better on a pentium....try it, buy it!
Related:
- Try 'stty 0' --
it works much better... - The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything -
and it works. -- William... - Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot
faster... - Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot
faster... - Never try to guess your wife's size.
Just buy her anything marked `petite' and hold on to... - It works better if you plug
it in... - Try to find something that works and stay
with it... - People will buy anything that's one to a
customer...
From the same category:
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on
their feet,
what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat... - If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some
memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it,
even if they don't know what it means." -- Walt Kelly... - PASCAL programmers are better
structured... - There is one good thing about talking to your plants,
they don't interrupt... - All the good stuff at the right price
--
National Lumber...
