Shit Happens' according to... Procrastinationism: I'll take care of this shit .

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• Shit Happens' according to... Realism:
  I think I need to take a shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Sadism:
  I will shit on you...
• Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism:
  I love when shit happens...
• Shit Happens' according to... An Employee: I've done my shit,
  so can I take the day off? This shit's...
• Shit Happens' according to... Engineer:
  I hope this shit holds together...
• Shit Happens' according to... Farmer:
  I get subsidies for my shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Washington: I cannot tell a lie-
  shit happened...
• Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens,
  enjoy it...
• Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think,
  so why am I in this shit? I shit,...