Shit Happens' according to... Politician: It's shit,

-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
If you elect me, there will never again be shit.
Shit is bad for the economy.

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• Shit Happens' according to... Stoicism:
  This shit is good for me...
• Shit Happens' according to... Masochism:
  Do shit to me...
• Shit Happens' according to... Sadism:
  I will shit on you...
• Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens,
  enjoy it...
• Shit Happens' according to... Farmer:
  I get subsidies for my shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism:
  Shit is Relative...
• Shit Happens' according to... Biologist:
  Is this shit alive...
• Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism:
  Don't eat the shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Environmentalism:
  Shit is biodegradable...