Shit Happens' according to... Lincoln:

Related:

• Shit Happens' according to... Doctor: Take two shits and call me in the morning.
  Yes, it's definitely a case of shit. $99.95, please...
• Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens,
  enjoy it...
• Four score and seven (hundred) bugs ago, our fore-fathers brought fourth a new application.
  Gettysbug...
• Shit Happens' according to... Surrealism:
  Fish...
• Shit Happens' according to... Masochism:
  Do shit to me...
• Shit Happens' according to... Biologist:
  Is this shit alive...
• Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism:
  Don't eat the shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Communism:
  It's everybody's shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Denialism:
  What shit...