Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee,

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• Shit Happens' according to... Sadism:
  I will shit on you...
• Shit Happens' according to... Farmer:
  I get subsidies for my shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Musician:
  This shit is out of tune...
• Shit Happens' according to... Politician: It's shit,
  but it'll get me elected. If you elect...
• Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism:
  I love when shit happens...
• Shit Happens' according to... Mafia boss:
  Rub the shit out...
• Shit Happens' according to... Economist:
  I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand...
• Shit Happens' according to... Thoreau: I wanted to live deliberately .
  to suck all the shit out of life...
• Shit Happens' according to... Realism:
  I think I need to take a shit...