-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand
this shit.
Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand
this shit.
Related:
- Shit Happens' according to...
Engineer:
I hope this shit holds together... - Shit Happens' according to...
Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!... - Shit Happens' according to...
Sadism:
I will shit on you... - Shit Happens' according to...
Fetishism:
I love when shit happens... - Shit Happens' according to...
Realism:
I think I need to take a shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Musician:
This shit is out of tune... - Shit Happens' according to...
Farmer:
I get subsidies for my shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Washington: I cannot tell a lie-
shit happened... - Shit Happens' according to...
Lawyer: For a sufficient fee,
I can get you out of ANY shit...
From the same category:
- Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your knickers,
stockings and undergarments... - Opera occurs when someone gets seriously wounded, and rather than see a
doctor like most mortals,
decides rather to sing about this painful experience... - Such partings break the heart they fondly hope to heal.
Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage... - The injuries we do to others and the injury others
do to us are seldom weighed on the same scales... - phosflink:
To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if,
somehow, that will bring it back to life). -- "Sniglets"...
