Shit Happens' according to... An Employer: Shit happens,

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• Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens,
  enjoy it...
• Shit Happens' according to... Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit,
  but deep down all shit is alike. Dictatorship...
• Shit Happens' according to... Biologist:
  Is this shit alive...
• Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism:
  Don't eat the shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Communism:
  It's everybody's shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Denialism:
  What shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism:
  Shit is Relative...
• Shit Happens' according to... Environmentalism:
  Shit is biodegradable...
• Shit Happens' according to... Freudianism:
  Shit is a phallic symbol...