She's the only girl in the world who can burn a stove ... Eating her
cooking is like playing Russian roulette. I never know which meal is going
to kill me.
-- Harvey Stone
cooking is like playing Russian roulette. I never know which meal is going
to kill me.
-- Harvey Stone
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