She said she would go through anything for me and she wanted to start
with my bank book.
with my bank book.
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coat,
she got one, and now she can't button it up... - A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a
late card games.
"You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking... - She said she wouldn't keep my company unless I
owned it... - I have a crank to start my car.
She drives me to work,too... - I guess the joke's on me,"
she said... - I once went for a job at one of the airlines. The interviewer asked me why
I wanted to be a stewardess,
and I told her--it would be a great chance to meet... - A five-year-old kid raised his hand at school. The teacher declined to let
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Five minutes later she reversed herself. She said,... - My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx, 1890...
