Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine for 1492!
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- I gave up fame and breakfast for our marriage.
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Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the... - Some people think a horseshoe's gonna bring 'em luck.
A horseshoe is a lucky sign of course. For every set... - I like having a machine called 'elvis' on the network because that way,
I can say 'ping elvis' and have it come back with... - And here's a way to befuddle the *callee* rather than the
caller:
Record someone's answering machine message as you hear... - I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know
this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or... - Homer: [pushing "Play"] Hmm, we didn't have a message when we left.
How very odd. Machine: [singing] Hello, Muddah, hello... - Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six,
eat him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no... - Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two,
we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine... - Homer: [fiddling with the back of the set] Is that better?
Lisa+Bart: NOOOO! Homer: How's this? [picture gets...
