She got drunker, and drunker... and then she became Joan Collins!

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• She's got her lugnuts rattling in her
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• I had a great time. It was like the Nuremburg Trials.
  Woody Allen, Hannah and her...
• With deep concern, if not alarm, Dick noted that his friend Conrad was drunker than he'd ever seen him before.
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• She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
  Rodney...
• If her lips are on fire and she trembles in your arms,
  forget her. She's got malaria. -- Jackie...