SCEPTIC TANK
A new type of plumbing device. Once you flush, it looks at the
situation and says "gee, I dunno guv, I'm not sure I can get that
big turd down the S bend. Just that little too big, know what I
mean? Looks very dodgy to me."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
A new type of plumbing device. Once you flush, it looks at the
situation and says "gee, I dunno guv, I'm not sure I can get that
big turd down the S bend. Just that little too big, know what I
mean? Looks very dodgy to me."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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