Right after I graduate, I'm gonna sit in a tree, cut
the soles off my shoes, and learn to play the flute
the soles off my shoes, and learn to play the flute
Related:
- I can count even higher if I take my
shoes off... - My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?
*&$#(@^&NO... - This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one. My
mom says I don't have to sit at the card table.
- Jim... - I sit down next to him and get my gear off.
(My armour I meant... - Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas
presents.
Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas... - Cut my cote after my cloth.
-- John Heywood (c. 1565)
-
Proverbes, Part i, Chap.... - I practice birth control, which is being around my sister's children.
You want to run right out and ovulate after you play... - I can never make up my mind if I'm happy being a flute player,
or if I wish I were Eric Clapton. -- Ian... - Ross: Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever
again.
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game...
From the same category:
- If Clinton's lips are moving,
he's lying... - All right, you worthless _vermin_!
No more Mister Nice Pope!" --... - DEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from
private station to political preferment.
Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's... - There comes a point, in literary objectivity, when the author's self-
effacement is hard to distinguish from moral cowardice... - The spiritual virtue of a sacrament is like light,-
although it passes among the impure, it is not polluted...
