REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.
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modifying code... - Real programmers don't write in COBOL.
COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers... - Real programmers don't write in BASIC.
Actually no programmers write in BASIC after the age... - Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually,
no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty... - Real Programmers don't write in PL/I.
PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to...
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- Preserving the sweetness of proportion and expressing itself beyond expression.
Ben Jonson (1573-1637) -- The Masque of... - The waves came in like arabian stallions gradually lapping into seahorses.
Pattie... - Give me ambiguity or give me
something else... - Reduce Carbon Dioxide emissions -
STOP Breathing... - There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that
someone isn't Jewish.
For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson...
