Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time, But if
you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into working in
"only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into working in
"only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
Related:
- Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
Real programmers never deliver programs on the first... - You never can factor in enough
debugging time... - Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams
to make as much of them become real as you can.
Frank W.... - You cannot discover working programs.
You can only discover them broken... - Programmers do it right the
first time... - May all your programs work the
first time... - A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a
simple system that works.
A complex system designed from scratch never works... - Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first
time,
you can walk on them for 20 years...
From the same category:
- Sort of like an inverse
Einstein... - INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another,
or is otherwise an object of charity. "All men... - If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research,
would it? -- Albert... - lt;- Tribbles m m m <-
Tribbles with hula... - How many
psychologists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes...
