Real programmers don't use Fortran. Fortran is for wimpy engineers who
wear white socks, pipe stress freaks, and crystallography weenies. They
get excited over finite state analysis and nuclear reactor simulation.
wear white socks, pipe stress freaks, and crystallography weenies. They
get excited over finite state analysis and nuclear reactor simulation.
Related:
- Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress
freaks and crystallography weenies.
FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks... - Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN.
FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography... - FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography
weenies... - Real Programmers don't write in PL/I.
PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to... - FORTRAN programmers do it
with SOAP... - FORTRAN programmers just
DO it...
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- Never Argue With a
Woman... - It's OK to wait for your ship to come in, provided of course,
that it was sent out in the first place... - The language of politics is poetry, not prose. Jackson is poetry.
Cuomo is poetry. Dukakis is a word processor. -... - Gee Wiz,
I didn't know DOS is that stupid... - Tell the Pope that this is a small matter and it can easily be made
suitable;
let him make the world a suitable place and painting...
