Real programmers don't drive cars, or any other complicated mechanical
contrivance. Walking or bicycling are okay. If a real programmer's bicycle
breaks down he has a technician fix it.
contrivance. Walking or bicycling are okay. If a real programmer's bicycle
breaks down he has a technician fix it.
Related:
- Real Programmer n.
[indirectly, from the book
"Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of
hacker:
one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity... - I was walking down the street the other day when I
saw this guy with two wooden legs,
but real feet... - Real programmers do not clear registers twice before using them.
In fact, if you annoy a real programmer, he/she won't... - farming n.
[Adelaide University, Australia] What the heads
of a disk drive are said to do when they plow little furrows in the
magnetic media.
Associated with a crash. Typically used as follows... - Real Users hate Real
Programmers... - Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
Real programmers never deliver programs on the first... - When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will
do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
Johnson's First...
