Q: What did the blind person say when given some matzah?
A: Who the hell wrote this?
A: Who the hell wrote this?
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- It is the person who is blind to what goes on around him that is most
surprised when the same things happen to him.
-- M.... - Q: What did Ted Kennedy say when Willy Smith was acquitted?
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A: "The elephants are coming over the hill." Q: What... - What? Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we say it is!
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? ... - A diplomat is a person who:
+ -always knows what to talk about,
but doesn't always talk about what he knows. + -always... - Blind Spot:
What Dick and Jane did to be cruel..... - Some people manage by the book while being completely ignorant of
who wrote the book or what's in it.
Theed's Fourth Law of... - Some people manage by the book,
even though they don't know who wrote the book or even... - Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
Todd:
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you...
From the same category:
- To do nothing is the way to be
nothing... - How many
deconstructionists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You have to examine the nature of the question... - It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon.
Which raises the fear that it may not be long before... - Cthulhu Saves ... The bones,
that is... - I'll play fair if I get to make up the
rules...
