An optimist is a person who goes to the window every morning and
says, "Good morning, God!" The pessimist goes to the window every
morning and says, "Good god, morning!"
says, "Good morning, God!" The pessimist goes to the window every
morning and says, "Good god, morning!"
Related:
- Every morning is a Smirnoff
morning... - Good morning,
campers... - Good Morning' is a
contradiction in... - Good morning! Is an opinion,
not a greeting... - Good morning, Mr.
Phelps..... - Every morning is the dawn of a new
error... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
your wife says,
"Good morning, Bill," and your name is George... - She laments,..
her husband goes this morning a-birding... - Superman gets into Clark Kent's pants every
morning...
From the same category:
- Yeah, out like a lighthouse, hard as a carp,
cold as a mackeral... - Politician:
Breeding form of lawers... - Is there a lawyer in the house? Yes? [BANG] Okay,
any more... - My mother-in-law is an
alien... - We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.
-
Margaret...
