An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
Related:
- An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist... - A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
Elbert... - Pessimist:
An optimist with experience..... - A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.
Elbert... - An optimist invented an airplane;
a pessimist a... - Twixt the optimist and pessimist
The difference is droll:
The optimist sees the doughnut But the pessimist sees... - An optimist laughs to forget...
a pessimist forgets to... - Neither an Optimist nor a Pessimist--
Only a Realist... - An optimist laughs to forget,
a pessimist forgets to laugh...
From the same category:
- The long habit of living indisposeth us for dying.
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Sir Thomas... - This gum tastes funny.
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found written on a condom... - If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's
read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
- Don... - Computer protected by a PIT BULL
with AIDS... - If the critics unanimously take exception to one particular scene it is
advisable to move that scene to a more conspicuous place in the program.
Noel...
