Q: How do you tell a woman with PMS from a woman without PMS?
A: Beats the hell out of me!
A: Beats the hell out of me!
Related:
- What's the difference between a woman on PMS and an Iranian terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist... - Q: What do you get when you cross PMS with ESP?
A:
A bitch who thinks she knows everything... - How many
women with PMS
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. You can do it yourself, dammit... - PMS? No, I'm always like this.
Why do you ask... - You have PMS and a Handgun?
I'll go quietly....... - 5) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
Unknown, presumed... - Q: How do you make holy water?
A:
Take ordinary water and boil the HELL out of it... - Why do you hang out with that sadist?
Beats me!
-- B.... - Beware!
I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life...
From the same category:
- A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd
look stout in a fur coat... - I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent
less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her
sweetness and respecting her seniority.
E.B.... - You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you wake up face down on the pavement... - James A. Lovell Jr., Astronaut (Gemini, Apollo),
was an Eagle Scout... - The influence shows itself in the thighs.
Holds to that which follows it.
To continue is humiliating...
