Promises and pie crust are made to be broken
-- Jonathan Swift
-- Jonathan Swift
Related:
- Fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation... - He made it a part of his religion never to say grace to his meat.
Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Tale of a Tub, Sect... - You tell 'em Custard Pie,
You've got the crust... - He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.
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Jonathan... - Philosophy! The lumber of the schools.
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Jonathan Swift (1667... - There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy.
Jonathan Swift (1667... - Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
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Jonathan... - Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
Jonathan... - A college joke to cure the dumps.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
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Cassinus and...
From the same category:
- I don't know if I like the idea of seatbelt laws. Enforcing intelligence
seems,
somehow, unamerican. -- David... - Bad excuse is better than none.
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Nicolas... - A real computer scientist does not mind UNIX, simple commands like
mail and readnews rarely fail.
A real programmer does not mind UNIX, it can be easily... - PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in
art.
It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but... - I've beamed down.....
AND I CAN'T BEAM UP!...
