Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05.

Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05. Counting
down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme

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• Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line.
  Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left...
• How do you leave a message on this thing? I can't understand the instructions.
  Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens if I...
• No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep!
  No! Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep...
• Voice 1: Answer the phone, please, Hal. Voice 2: I'm sorry,
  Dave, I can't do that. -- Answering machine madness...
• Computer generated voices:) 1: I didn't expect an answering machine.
  2: Nobody expects an answering machine. 1: Our chief...
• Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17,
  the final frontier. (Voice 2:) These are the messages...
• This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System.
  This is only a test. -- Answering machine madness...
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just...
• Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it!
  Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll... don't even think...