Please feel welcome until further notice.
Related:
- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice,
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned... - Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
Sign seen at a swimming... - If it's so safe to fly, why do they give you an hour of instructions when
you get on the plane?
Have safety instructions where you know it's dangerous... - All ships will be in a holding pattern till further
notice... - Welcome to the jungle.
Please observe our laws... - Usability is like oxygen --
you never notice it until it is missing..... - Please feel free to leave me
messages... - Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such
is please not to read notice.
Sign in a Tokyo... - THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH.
(If you have already settled this account,
please disregard this notice...
From the same category:
- So why did they go from PS/2 to
PS/1??... - Once again, quiet settles over the office, and all that can be heard is
the tap,
tap, tapping of the keyboard... - Ignorance can be cured.
Stupid is forever... - I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of... - Half Moon tonight.
(At least its better than no Moon at all...
