Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire.
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in the... - My BBS is baroque now.
Please call Bach later with your Handel... - I will not conduct my own fire
drills... - I was walking down Madison Avenue and I saw a very good-looking tie in a
shop window.
So I went in. Before I could say anything the manager... - Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a
good time.
[to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't ... - Operator,
please trace this call and tell me where I am... - I BOOTED my computer.
Broke my toe... - Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing
my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at...
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- Do not speak harshly to any one; those who are spoken to will answer
thee in the same way.
Angry speech is painful: blows for blows will touch... - Punny Book: A Stuntman To The End -
Kenny... - Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day;
Let other hours be set apart for business.
To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk; And this our... - Some time ago I went to a restroom in Salzburg/Austria/Europe.
The walls had just been painted white, obviously to... - You tell 'em June,
And don't July...
