An ignorant maid of Durango
Wasn't told where to make a man's wang go,
But she garnered this knowledge
Her first night in college
With a sigh you could play as a tango.
Wasn't told where to make a man's wang go,
But she garnered this knowledge
Her first night in college
With a sigh you could play as a tango.
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