Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
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- Neutrinos have mass?
I didn't even know they're Catholic... - I survived Catholic
school... - Most non-Catholics know that the Catholic schools are rendering a
greater service to our nation than the public schools in which
subversive textbooks have been used,
in which Communist-minded teachers have taught, and... - Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic
Alaskan females!
Zippy the... - I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's
neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the... - I went to a Catholic school where the kids were so
tough the nun taught us art and how to draw composite... - I'm Catholic ... My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm.
I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.... - A Catholic took his Protestant friend to Mass and the Priest talked and
talked and talked.
In one of the few moments of silence, the Protestant... - Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two,
we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine...
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- If brains were water,
hers wouldn't be enough to baptize a flea... - For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire
life to date.
He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days... - That possession was the strongest tenure of the law.
Pilpay (or Bidpai) -- The Cat and the two Birds, Chap... - It's better to divorce than to
murder... - Anyone can say 'no'. It is the first word a child learns and often the
first word he speaks.
It is a cheap word because it requires no explanation...
