Pessimists can't do it.
Related:
- Pessimists do it like there is no
tomorrow... - Pessimists do it with
a sigh... - Blessed are the pessimists,
for they hath made backups... - If it weren't for optimists,
pessimists would never know how unhappy they are... - How many
pessimists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight... - How many
pessimists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway... - Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace
automation.
John... - Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and
can do one more...
