Pascal is like C with a mother watching you...
Related:
- If you Pascal on the road,
go C him and his dog Spot... - You think I like watching you
sleep... - PASCAL programmers are blind -
they do not "C"... - Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with
an APL... - Hell with Pascal and C.
I am a QuickBasic Snob... - Modula II - A high-school teacher and Pascal's daughter.
Very much like her mother, but she has learned to cook... - If you didn't program it in PASCAL it's
WIRTHless... - A joke is like watching a woman get out of a car --
sometimes you see it and sometimes you don't. -- Max...
