Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.
-- "Laughs Unlimited"
-- "Laughs Unlimited"
Related:
- Movies: A place where people talk behind your back.
"Laughs... - Optimist: A male who thinks she won't try.
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"Laughs... - Sunbathing: A fry in the ointment.
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"Laughs... - Minuteman: A fellow who can make it to the refrigerator and back with a
sandwich while the commercial is on television.
"Laughs... - Pedestrian: A guy who is sure there is still gas in the tank when the
gauge points to "Empty".
"Laughs... - Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all
you do to prevent it.
"Laughs... - Tactless Person: Someone who says what everyone else is thinking.
"Laughs... - People who say nothing is impossible don't have
teenagers... - Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to
be different by dressing exactly alike...
