Parables of an incarcerated man:
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do Chinese throw hot dogs?
Was Robin Hood's mother know as Mother Hood?
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Co.?
How do you explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do Chinese throw hot dogs?
Was Robin Hood's mother know as Mother Hood?
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Co.?
How do you explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch?
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- What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton
Tea Co.... - How do you tell when you run out of
invisible ink... - How you know when you have run out of
invisible ink... - Q: How do you make Windows run faster?
A:
Throw it harder... - How do you make Windows faster?
Throw it harder... - Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A:
Throw him a rock... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Grandma: [singing] How many roads must a man walk down before you can
call him a man?
Homer: Seven! Lisa: No, Dad, it's a rhetorical question... - Why is there an expiration date on sour
cream???...
From the same category:
- I sense danger,
Will Robinson... - If you're going to walk on thin ice,
you might as well dance... - Whatever it may be, we should, through introspection,
search out what we lack and then work toward fulfilling... - Kindness and intelligence don't always deliver us from the pitfalls and
traps:
there are always failures of love, of will, of imagination... - For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so,
a well organized and armed milita is their best security...
