Palimony -- why buy the bull when you can milk him for free?
Related:
- Why buy Cologne when you can wipe a magazine
on you... - Why buy shampoo when real poo is
still free... - On marriage:
Why buy a book when you can borrow one from the library... - And never,
never try to milk a bull... - SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the... - SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government... - Why do people spend years writing a novel when they
can buy one for a few dollars... - Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when
they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price... - Try Milk of Amnesia -
when you need to forget...
From the same category:
- A stitch in time
saves nine... - It is impossible to travel faster than light, and
certainly not desirable,
as one's hat keeps blowing off. -- Woody... - Hi there! this is Eddie your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just
great,
guys, and I know I'm going to get a bundle of kicks... - Remember Khadaffi:
A nuke is a terrible thing to waste... - Joy of Sox -
Boston and Chicago Baseball Players. --...
