An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
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- An engineer is someone who does list processing in
Fortran... - The wages of sin are high --
unless you know someone who does it for nothing... - An optimist is someone who believes that the secret of eternal life will be
discovered before they die.
A pessimist is someone who believes it will be discovered... - Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress
freaks and crystallography weenies.
FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks... - How many
FORTRAN programs
--
does it take to change a light bulb? 1... - A critic is someone who points out how imperfectly
other people do what the critic does not do at all...
From the same category:
- I wrecked trains because I like to see people die. I like to hear
them scream.
Sylvestre Matuschka, "the Hungarian Train Wreck Freak"... - PMS is a vicious
cycle... - Tic Tac Toe and
way to... - I'm having a bad
hair life... - This grand show is eternal. It is always sunrise somewhere;
the dew is never all dried at once; a shower is forever...
