And you should hear them whining about our state flag ...
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Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted...
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Technical Support staff
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Our engineers are busy at the moment... We have assigned... - Once, adv.:
Enough.
-- Ambrose Bierce,
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