One woman said she still cries at movies -- especially when she pays $4
to see a dull one.
-- Earl Wilson
to see a dull one.
-- Earl Wilson
Related:
- Why, every one as they like;
as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. ... - Angels listen when she speaks:
She 's my delight,
all mankind's wonder; But my jealous heart would break... - She's
the one... - I was taking tickets at the movies when I got a phone call.
This woman said, "How much is a ticket?" And I said... - How many
senior citizens
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new... - Did you hear that She said she would do anything for a mink
coat,
she got one, and now she can't button it up... - When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony
concerts,
she paused to calculate and replied, Forty-seven years...
From the same category:
- Just sit back and join me in a delightfully insane
state of mind... - PREACHER EXPLODES
DURING... - He was the sort of person whose personality
would be
greatly improved by a terminal illness... - It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.
Charles... - The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample breast
pockets.
Reaching inside a jacket for your passport looks too...
