One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the
rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know
your child's name and how old he or she is.
-- Erma Brombeck
rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know
your child's name and how old he or she is.
-- Erma Brombeck
Related:
- Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his... - Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or... - Never allow your child to call you by your first name.
He hasn't known you long enough. -- Fran... - If I don't know your name,
how am I supposed to tell my diary about you... - You may be redneck...
if you legally name your child "Bubba"... - A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth.
Afterwards, the doctor came to her and said, "I have... - It's 03:40 P.M.
Do you know where your child is... - It's 10 o'clock.
Do you know where your child processes are... - Talk about excitement. If you really want to have excitement in your life,
try raising rabbits. Every day is a hare raising event...
