One of the quickest ways to meet new people is
to pick up the wrong golf ball on a golf course.
to pick up the wrong golf ball on a golf course.
Related:
- A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a
golf ball he has in his hand.
One of his golfing buddies says to him, "What'd you... - Yo momma like a golf course,
everyone GETS a hole in one... - Golf is a good walk spoiled. (It's good sportsmanship not to pick
up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.)
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Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835... - One of the advantages of bowling over golf is that you seldom lose a
bowling ball.
- Don... - I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today.
I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank... - That would make an excellent mini-golf
course... - Golf isn't a sport.
It's landscaping with the wrong tools... - You heard about the man who quit playing golf, then took it up again
fourteen years later?
He found his ball. -- Bob... - Golf Tip: To get more distance,
simply smack the ball & run backwards...
