Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

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• Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends." -
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• God is silent," he was fond of saying, "now if we can only get Man to shut up." -
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• As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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• If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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